11/27/06: so....

so...

...how does one spend the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? Well in past years it would have been spent in a complete haze but this year is just a bit different.
This year I'm actually working a full day BUT there is nothing to do but fuck around on the internet and run across interesting theories like this....

"So I've been reading up on the rumors about alien baby cruise, and I decided to do a little photo comparison. I attached the collage that I made. I'm starting to buy into the hype that little Suri looks more like Josh Hartnett than any of other recent love affairs. Here's the timeline--she broke her engagement with Chris Klein in early March, was seen gallivanting around with Josh Hartnett in early April, and started dating Tom in late April. In October, she starts showing so they have to announce that she's pregnant, BUT she doesn't have the baby until a year later and she was really big for most of her pregnancy, which is surprising given that she is a slight girl. Remember how fake her stomach looked in the later months? What if she got pregnant in April during a tryst with Josh, gave birth in December/January in secret, and then started carrying around some stuffing until April when they decided to stage the birth? This would explain why the birth certificate in April was not legit AND it would explain the pregnancy because Tom is supposedly sterile which is why he never had a natural child before. What do you think? I still can't get on board with the whole story because of how Tom cannot reproduce. But he's always wanted his own child, hence the adoptions in his 1st and 2nd marriage, so here is a good way to fake it. By the way, you know Oprah wasn't invited to the wedding because she said she didn't believe in his sincerity after the couch incident, but Brooke Shields was invited!"

Wow - I'm scratching my head over that one.

My weekend is slowing unraveling. I hate making plans...nothing ever seems to fall in place the exact way they should. I would like to take this small opportunity to acknowledge the official passing of the 'date'. You know that strange time of the year when guys will stop talking to you so they don't have to buy you a gift. Anyone dating before this date may feel obligated to purchase a Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza gift. The open & committed dating season doesn't start again until around the 15th of Febuary until then it's just one nighters no commitment, no gift! Whoo hoo!!! I'm in for some bumpy nights! Who am I kidding beside the whole thing works in my favor too. No need to pick up one of those Old Spice Travel kits or a copy of Uncle Johns Book or someother random thoughtless gift for that 'special someone'.

So what else has been going on? Not much - gave the dog a bath the other day, going to see the folks tomorrow, gained 2.5 pounds. I'm pissed, I have no money - not even enough to rent some movies, and I'm in this strange regressive state right now. I think tonight it will be comic books, porn, White Castles & lil ol me.