December 4, 2007: Ten On Tuesday

Part of my daily routine at work is to goof off for a good hour or two ... depending on what's going on. Heaven forbid that we have customers in and I have to dress up in a nice business suit or skirt and be pleasent and productive for a full eight hours.
So I'm dicking around on the 'net today, reading Perez, watching Kanye on YouTube you know all of the important life affirming shit and I find this site called Ten on Tuesday - just some blog that asks to list your Top Ten... whatever the subject is this week.
This weeks subject... Ten Favorite Things to Complain About... here are mine
1) Automated help lines with voice recognition software... and I have a cold.
2) Technical support phones lines staffed with unintelligible Indians with cute American names like 'Steve' or 'Amy'.
3) There have only been two good pictures taken of me in my entire life. All the rest suck ass.
4) Misspelling in text messages. For the record it's "I want to fuck you" not "I want 2 fuk u" and the answer is still "NO".
5) Dumb ass lyrics that get stuck in my head and won't go away. (You know how long I've been on ya / Since Prince was on Apollonia / Since OJ had Isotoners / Don't act like I never told ya')
6) Dogs. Dog hair, dog farts, dog breath, dog food, dog shit
7) People that say... "I didn't want to tell you back then but I really thought that (man/haircut/lipstick/outfit) wasn't a good choice." NOW you tell me?!?! Thanks for having my back
8) Why am I having so many conversations about underwear lately. I was involved in three different ones yesterday.
9) Warming up the truck for fifteen minutes for my five minute commute to work.
10) Trying to find a way to accept a final decision or outcome to a situation that didn't go exactly the way I thought it would.
...valmis...
Currently listening : Dan in Real Life By Sondre Lerche Release date: 02 October, 2007