Dumb Fuck Question
Dumb Fuck Question
Last night Im fucking around on line and got asked the dumbest question What would be the soundtrack of your life?
What?....the soundtrack....what?
Theres this little book out there called "If...(Questions for the Game of Life)" I flipped through it once & it is full of these dumb ass questions like
"If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be?"
If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
(I copied this stuff off of Amazon - its not like I know it right off the top of my head).
Im pretty sure this fucker, who has never had an original thought of his own, randomly opened this book and pointed any old line so he ask some girl, he just met on line, some thought provoking question in order for her to think he was DEEP.
Oh what the hell...why not answer it
"You Cant Always Get What You Want" The Rolling Stones
-I'm pretty sure the title says it all
"You're Gonna Make it After All (The Theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show)" Joan Jett
-How will you make it on your own, this world is ugly babe, and girl this time your all alone, blah, blah, blah, you're going to make it after all!
"Im Gonna Be (500 Miles)" The Proclaimers
-Driving out to Niagara Falls with some good friends. Besides how the hell could you be sad listening to this song?
"Kiss Me Deadly" Lita Ford
-I honestly had Lita Fords hair...platinum blonde on top, black underneath. Of course when I got to college it was Debbie Harrys hair but still I look back at those pictures and wonder what the hell my pot was laced with.
"At Last" Etta James
- Im a hopeless romantic...and even though this song has way too many memories around it it will always mean something to me.
"Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" Prong
-Lipsticks. Thursday night. $1 Pitchers. Glen, Brian, Ryan & me.
"Peace Frog" The Doors
-see above
"Can't Touch This" MC Hammer
- Summertime...McDonalds... Softball...cruising in the bird. We sucked.
"Great Balls of Fire" Jerry Lee Lewis
-Docked up in Sarnia, Ham & Cheese Omelets & Sunsets
"Just A Gigalo" David Lee Roth
-Scott & I singing on our way to Players this past winter.
Probably the worst mix tape ever - but hell we're talking about my life here.
Last night Im fucking around on line and got asked the dumbest question What would be the soundtrack of your life?
What?....the soundtrack....what?
Theres this little book out there called "If...(Questions for the Game of Life)" I flipped through it once & it is full of these dumb ass questions like
"If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be?"
If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
(I copied this stuff off of Amazon - its not like I know it right off the top of my head).
Im pretty sure this fucker, who has never had an original thought of his own, randomly opened this book and pointed any old line so he ask some girl, he just met on line, some thought provoking question in order for her to think he was DEEP.
Oh what the hell...why not answer it
"You Cant Always Get What You Want" The Rolling Stones
-I'm pretty sure the title says it all
"You're Gonna Make it After All (The Theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show)" Joan Jett
-How will you make it on your own, this world is ugly babe, and girl this time your all alone, blah, blah, blah, you're going to make it after all!
"Im Gonna Be (500 Miles)" The Proclaimers
-Driving out to Niagara Falls with some good friends. Besides how the hell could you be sad listening to this song?
"Kiss Me Deadly" Lita Ford
-I honestly had Lita Fords hair...platinum blonde on top, black underneath. Of course when I got to college it was Debbie Harrys hair but still I look back at those pictures and wonder what the hell my pot was laced with.
"At Last" Etta James
- Im a hopeless romantic...and even though this song has way too many memories around it it will always mean something to me.
"Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" Prong
-Lipsticks. Thursday night. $1 Pitchers. Glen, Brian, Ryan & me.
"Peace Frog" The Doors
-see above
"Can't Touch This" MC Hammer
- Summertime...McDonalds... Softball...cruising in the bird. We sucked.
"Great Balls of Fire" Jerry Lee Lewis
-Docked up in Sarnia, Ham & Cheese Omelets & Sunsets
"Just A Gigalo" David Lee Roth
-Scott & I singing on our way to Players this past winter.
Probably the worst mix tape ever - but hell we're talking about my life here.
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