December 12, 2007: Belelated Ten on Tuesday: Christmas Gifts
There are four types of Christmas gifts…
Shit you can't live without (clothes, shoes, socks, vodka, internet connection)
Shit you like but would never buy for yourself (Like the $100 bottle of perfume my mom always picks up at the duty free shop)
Shit from people you know but don't know but they buy stuff for you anyway (anything from Bath & Body Works, cookies, popcorn, etc.)
Shit you REALLY want that there's no way in HELL that you're ever going to get it. E.V.E.R!
My list is gonna be about the fourth type of gift... stuff I want but never gonna get...
1) Seven course dinner followed by an evening of baccarat in a Monte Carlo casino with Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Bronson and Daniel Craig. George Lazenby will be there as well... holding my purse.
2) Have an action figure made in my likeness.
3) I want to go to Graceland, damnit!! (I realize this one is possible I would just prefer not to do it alone and it's being to look like that I'll never find anyone to go with me.)
4) A lemur
5) Take a ride in the Concorde (they could bring it back – just for lil ol me!)
6) The ability to go back in time twice to tell myself "Oh baby, you can do soooo much better".
7) "An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
8) A shit load of parachuting & snowboard lessons so I can do that whole jump out of a plane with a snowboard strapped on my feet, do all sorts of fucked up tricks in the air then land on the side of a mountain and snowboard down – how frickin' cool would that be!
9) Stranded on Necker Island for a month or five
10) Have Mike Ness sing 'Happy Birthday' to me next July.
Jus' sayin'
Ten On Tuesday
Currently listening : Motherfuckers Be Trippin’By SupersuckersRelease date: By 22 April, 2003
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Impecunious
4 - Another pet?
Posted by Impecunious on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]
* p *
A plethora of domesticated animals makes me a crazy old maid... just one exotic pet would elevate me to eccentric spinster...
Posted by * p * on Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 2:26 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]
Shit you can't live without (clothes, shoes, socks, vodka, internet connection)
Shit you like but would never buy for yourself (Like the $100 bottle of perfume my mom always picks up at the duty free shop)
Shit from people you know but don't know but they buy stuff for you anyway (anything from Bath & Body Works, cookies, popcorn, etc.)
Shit you REALLY want that there's no way in HELL that you're ever going to get it. E.V.E.R!
My list is gonna be about the fourth type of gift... stuff I want but never gonna get...
1) Seven course dinner followed by an evening of baccarat in a Monte Carlo casino with Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Bronson and Daniel Craig. George Lazenby will be there as well... holding my purse.
2) Have an action figure made in my likeness.
3) I want to go to Graceland, damnit!! (I realize this one is possible I would just prefer not to do it alone and it's being to look like that I'll never find anyone to go with me.)
4) A lemur
5) Take a ride in the Concorde (they could bring it back – just for lil ol me!)
6) The ability to go back in time twice to tell myself "Oh baby, you can do soooo much better".
7) "An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
8) A shit load of parachuting & snowboard lessons so I can do that whole jump out of a plane with a snowboard strapped on my feet, do all sorts of fucked up tricks in the air then land on the side of a mountain and snowboard down – how frickin' cool would that be!
9) Stranded on Necker Island for a month or five
10) Have Mike Ness sing 'Happy Birthday' to me next July.
Jus' sayin'
Ten On Tuesday
Currently listening : Motherfuckers Be Trippin’By SupersuckersRelease date: By 22 April, 2003
11:45 AM - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove
Impecunious
4 - Another pet?
Posted by Impecunious on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]
* p *
A plethora of domesticated animals makes me a crazy old maid... just one exotic pet would elevate me to eccentric spinster...
Posted by * p * on Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 2:26 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]
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